No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
