Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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