How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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