I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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