She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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