Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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