She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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