Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
either way he was missing a nipple.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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