Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
