Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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