Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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