I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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