I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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