I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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