in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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