Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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