as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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