Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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