I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Randomize
