I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Oh god it's open bar.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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