I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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