So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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