I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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