you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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