Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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