Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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