haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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