Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize
