When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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