The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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