she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just google imaged poop.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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