Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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