ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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