Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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