I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
where does the pee come out of this thing
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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