I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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