in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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