Porn is love you can see.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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