I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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