After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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