New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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Goodbee
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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