she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
