Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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