Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
is it fun? or sober?
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