we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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