I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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