only if we run a train.
done.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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