Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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