I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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