i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You made out with two different species that night
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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