Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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