yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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