Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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