My friends, they love my intelligence
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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